The Legend of Bagger's Pants
Everyone knows you can't play golf without a putter.
If you're born a male and later get rid of your putter surgically this is all the more true, as the Ladies Professional Golf Association ruled in declining to let a transsexual play as a women's pro. (Might have something to do with being able to kick John Daly's ass in a heartbeat.)
The transsexual's (female) name is Mianne Bagger.
Bagger. Remember I told you names were destiny?
Next thing you know, lesbians will want to join the LPGA...