Bono gives self upgrade from pompous ass

This just in. U2 frontman/political genius/third world advocate/ambassador to the poor/multi-millionaire Bono has increased his self-esteem to stratospheric levels.

"I'm representing the poorest and the most vulnerable people. On a spiritual level, I have that with me. I'm throwing a punch, and the fist belongs to people who can't be in the room, whose rage, whose anger, whose hurt I represent."

Like, he's a living embodiment of the lesser brother of Matt 25. And apparently still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Please. I know his heart is in the right place. If only his brain wasn't on Pluto.