Mrs. Martyr's fate?
We know the Qu'ran promises that male terrorists will get 70 houris (virgins) in paradise upon blowing themselves up for Allah.
I'm just asking: Now that Muslim woman are getting into the suicide-homicide game, what do they get in paradise? Seventy clones of this man, perhaps?
posted by Patrick at 12:40 PM
4 Comments:
I'd blow myself to smithereens for 70 Vince Vaughns.
Maybe.
1:40 PM
Ah, unvarnished honesty undiluted by false piety.
Would you smack yourself upside the head for, say, 24 of the midget guy from Austin Powers?
How about three Ben Steins?
2:20 PM
Very funny, Patrick. I enjoy your blog a lot.
3:09 PM
Hey, mi amigo, aren't you supposed to be sipping a cold beverege by some kidney shaped pool? I miss the daily chronicle of Mahoneyisms their real-world results.
3:12 PM
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