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Monday, November 14, 2005

Mrs. Martyr's fate?

We know the Qu'ran promises that male terrorists will get 70 houris (virgins) in paradise upon blowing themselves up for Allah.

I'm just asking: Now that Muslim woman are getting into the suicide-homicide game, what do they get in paradise? Seventy clones of this man, perhaps?

4 Comments:

Anonymous midwestmom said...

I'd blow myself to smithereens for 70 Vince Vaughns.

Maybe.

1:40 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

Ah, unvarnished honesty undiluted by false piety.

Would you smack yourself upside the head for, say, 24 of the midget guy from Austin Powers?

How about three Ben Steins?

2:20 PM

 
Blogger Quintero said...

Very funny, Patrick. I enjoy your blog a lot.

3:09 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

Hey, mi amigo, aren't you supposed to be sipping a cold beverege by some kidney shaped pool? I miss the daily chronicle of Mahoneyisms their real-world results.

3:12 PM

 

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