Let me guess...it was Berkeley
Osama Bin Laden, devout follower and exceedingly popular model of the Religion of Peace [TM], may have visited the US back in the disco days.
What -- say it ain't so -- no Islamic country could make the medical problem go away? If the story is true, what are the odds that Osama ever thanked Allah for the Great Satan's doctors?
(And did it crack anyone else up to read that some Americans aren't too proud to play tourist to the funny-looking tourists?)