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Friday, February 17, 2006

Quick - someone call Cardinal Mahoney

This man's problem has a simple solution: All the poor man needs is the chance to hear your standard homily by the Cardinal of the West.

Any theme'll do: social justice, welcoming illegal aliens like Jesus did; the crappy treatment of women by the Church; zero tolerance for any bishop anywhere, anytime, who'd shuffle known perverts around; how to don teflon vestments; the dignity of GLBT persons, etc., etc.

Relief would come in under ten minutes.

6 Comments:

Blogger CS said...

My eyes are getting heavy just from that...

8:48 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

See what I'm sayin'?

9:14 AM

 
Anonymous Shawne said...

Has he tried reading your blog?



snap.

1:19 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

Yes, but sources say it puts him to sleep!

4:22 PM

 
Blogger Clayton said...

It puts him to sleep? Well then please keep blogging.

Now if only we could figure out a way to put the synod to sleep as well...

7:20 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

No. Wrong. The Synod (how dare you use lower case) is the fullfillment of biblical prophecy (well, we don't *really* believe in prophecy unless you mean speaking the Truth of Dick McBrien to to those clinging to systemic unjust structures) as well as glorious proof that the post-Vatican II mindset trumps both that council and all previous councils (except Jerusalem but we're stuck with that one since it's in the Bible.

8:38 AM

 

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