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Monday, July 17, 2006

Tolkien. Grave. Spinning.

Loved The Lord of the Rings? My friend Barbara Nicolosi heard director Peter Jackson say that the real theme of the LOTR movies was "protecting the environment."

You read right. Protecting the environment.

Tolkien's epic drama reduced to a green ad.

Now this.

I, for one, am glad the great man is not alive to see what the LOTR profiteer leeches have done with their cash.


Blogger Clayton said...

Embryonic stem cell research!? So I guess the ring really didn't make it into the fires of Mount Doom.

5:53 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well now Sauron's dead and gone
For they did melt down The One,
And you might agree that Mordor is a mess;
But he had a plan I fear
To exploit the Palantir
For The Eye is seen each night on CBS!"

9:43 AM

Blogger Patrick said...

Clayton: Apparently not1

Anon: Lovely verse. Love it.

11:50 AM

Blogger Patrick said...

See you tonight BTW, Clayton.

11:51 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's IT?
Sauron is really MAN-BEAR-PIG?!?!?!?

10:03 AM


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