How many illegal aliens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, you racist. First, there is no light bulb problem in this country. Darkness is only darkness to Republicans and racists. Oh wait, they're the same. Second, please call them immigrants, hombre, 'cuz that's what they are.

I always had doubts about the "12 million" figure bandied about by the government.

If the illegals schemed to commit a federal crime to cross the border, lied to their employer, and lied on voter registration forms (where they tilt 99.999% Democrat), then lying to the census rep about how many hermanos y amigos live in the basement is a piece of cake.