Pregnancy = dread disease
You can have an abortion, do drugs like it's 1969, fornicate until dawn, or writhe onstage in front of 11-year-olds wearing only a few postage stamps, but if you find yourself in a delicate condition, don't expect a card from "Dirrty" entertainer Christina Aguilara.
You see, Britney has let herself go.
I can't bear it. Can we have a moment of silence for this tragedy?