I wonder who'll change the bump's diapers?

Just came across this on the Internet Movie Database (IMdB):

Katie Hides Her Bump at Fashion Show

Pregnant Katie Holmes dressed all in black in a bid to cover up her growing bump when she joined new pal Victoria Beckham at a Los Angeles fashion show on Wednesday. The pair sat in the front row at the Rock & Republic Fashion Show, surrounded by stars including Paris Hilton and Mena Suvari. It was Holmes' first public engagement since announcing she was expecting fiance Tom Cruise's child earlier this month.

Luckily, those who are given to hiding their shameful bumps are contracepting and aborting themselves out of the game. In no time, those who have large families, and those who support them, will begin to shape the culture away from the wide-eyed Sixties template.

I'd like to know if other readers find the whole "bump hiding" idea as repellent as I do.