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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

There's liberal, and there's Liberal

The Liberal Party of Canada sure knows which hysterical buttons to push, and when, come federal election time. Talk about feeding into good old Bush hatred, which, as an epoxy of Canadian nationalism (sic) is second only to booing US hockey teams.

A snappy new national TV ad makes it clear that if my fellow Canadians elect Adolph Hitler Conservative Party leader Stephen Harper, this will please his father the Devil George W. Bush very much.

My brethren of the Great White North, don't elect someone who will be but a puppet for The Court of Satan, Prince of Darkness the Republican Party!

Yes, I paid attention to the Canadian media over the holidays -- radio, newspapers and television. And did you know that President Bush is an A-hole? Yes, these sources assured me he is. He fiddled while Katrina blew, he lied and people died, and he retrocaused the tsunami of 2005 because he wouldn't sign Kyoto.

He also killed those miners.


Anonymous justine said...

You're allowed some time off for the holidays--I figured you were still hung over from the Kwanza festivities.

5:34 PM

Blogger Patrick said...

Um, sister Justine, I think you know Kwanzaa has two As.

Hope you had a good Generic All-Inclusive Midwinter Break as well, around the family Holiday Shrub.

10:54 PM

Anonymous midwestmom said...

"around the family Holiday Shrub."

Uh, don't you mean 'celebratory evergreen'?

9:17 AM

Blogger Patrick said...

Ohhh, celebrating WHAT, you rigid, narrowminded theo-tyrant!!!!!


11:13 AM

Anonymous midwestmom said...

Well, in our pagan household, getting to eat Mexican Velveeta dip and little smokies in copious amounts during the last half of December is always cause for celebration!

11:27 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...


It's Lit'l Smokies.

1:33 PM


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