Move over, Dan Brown

Turns out, The Da Vinci Code showed up late to the "signs are everywhere for those with gnostic eyes to see" race.

How about the Dogs Playing Poker Code?

Parody; the best medicine.

The up-side to a day without illegal aliens

Colorado Congressman Tom Tancredo (R, but you knew that) vividly describes what would happen if every illegal had stayed home on May 1.

Not so bad; not so bad.