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Monday, November 24, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen....Mikaeel Jackson!

So Michael Jackson has become a Muslim.

I'm thinking it's probably more Nation of Islam than mainstream Sunni or Shia.

He's go the whole womens' burka thing going already, a tradition he passed onto his kids. I wonder if he'll still be able to grab his crotch and squeal "eeeh hee!"

5 Comments:

Blogger Patrick said...

Don't forget the free pass on all the boy love!

2:44 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

Mohammad married a nine-year-old, but that was TOTALLY DIFFERENT cuz it was a girl.

2:46 PM

 
Anonymous Mike said...

You know, I honestly thought he couldn't get much weirder. I stand corrected.

6:58 PM

 
Blogger Patrick said...

Next at bat -- full sex change. Back to male, I mean.

11:59 AM

 
Anonymous Mike said...

Oooohhhhhh snap.

2:58 PM

 

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