Ladies and gentlemen....Mikaeel Jackson!
So Michael Jackson has become a Muslim.
I'm thinking it's probably more Nation of Islam than mainstream Sunni or Shia.
He's go the whole womens' burka thing going already, a tradition he passed onto his kids. I wonder if he'll still be able to grab his crotch and squeal "eeeh hee!"
posted by Patrick at 4:02 PM
5 Comments:
Don't forget the free pass on all the boy love!
2:44 PM
Mohammad married a nine-year-old, but that was TOTALLY DIFFERENT cuz it was a girl.
2:46 PM
You know, I honestly thought he couldn't get much weirder. I stand corrected.
6:58 PM
Next at bat -- full sex change. Back to male, I mean.
11:59 AM
Oooohhhhhh snap.
2:58 PM
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